Standard Issue Procedures - Physical Deterrence Methods

Section 3: The Art of Disproportionate Response

For when your opponent's expectations are simply too low to be taken seriously.

Note: These methods are not recommended for use against anyone who is actually a friend. Consult Section 6: The Fine Art of Subtle Manipulation for more information.

Disclaimer: Use of these methods may result in unintended consequences, including but not limited to: public ridicule, social ostracism, and/or the need for a good lawyer.