Bathroom Surveillance Protocol 7.3: The Unyielding Eye of the State
This protocol is designed to ensure maximum efficiency and productivity in bathroom usage. All users are required to comply with the following regulations:
- Users must report to the bathroom exactly 3 minutes after the last user.
- Users must flush the toilet exactly 7 times before leaving the stall.
- Users must wash their hands for a minimum of 14 seconds, using a soap concentration of at least 3%.