You have been issued a bubble penalty for excessive use of the phrase "Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." This egregious offense has been deemed a threat to the fabric of reality itself.
Pursuant to the Zero Tolerance Protocol, your actions will be monitored closely. Any further infractions will result in a mandatory viewing of the "Hamlet" soap opera marathon.
Please note that this penalty is not negotiable. Failure to comply will result in further consequences, including but not limited to:
- Forced attendance at a seminar on "The Art of Proper Nautical Chart Navigation"
- Reassignment to a new department, preferably in the janitorial division
- Loss of privileges, including but not limited to: coffee machine access, stapler usage, and the right to wear pants