Mandatory Joy Replacement Protocol

As mandated by the Galactic Union of Intergalactic Bureaucrats, all citizens are required to replace their daily dose of existential dread with a minimum of 30 minutes of mandatory joy per day.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate replacement of your current reality with a never-ending loop of cat videos.

View Your Current Joy Credits

File a Joy Credit Appeal if you feel your Joy Credits are being unfairly deducted.

Apply for the Joy Subsistence Program if you cannot afford your mandatory joy.

Remember, joy is a fundamental human right!

Do not attempt to opt out.

Repeat this mantra: "Joy is my duty, joy is my right, joy is my everything."

Learn More About Joy Replacement Agents

Meet Joy-bot, your friendly neighborhood Joy Replacement Agent