Medical Emergency Protocols - Subpage 5: Code Red

DO NOT SELF-MEDICATE. PLEASE CALL FOR PROFESSIONAL HELP.

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Code Red: When to Call a Helicopter

IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD, YOU'RE NOT IN CODE RED.

But seriously, if you're having a medical emergency, call 911. Or don't. We're not here to judge.

But if you're having a heart attack, call a helicopter. We hear they're really fun to ride in.

Or, you know, just call 911 and let them sort it out.

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