Medical Emergencies - Subpage 4

This is subpage 4 of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol. Here, we're dealing with the absurdity of a world where medical emergencies are treated like a game of 'survivalist roulette'. Where one misstep and you're stuck with the consequences of your own actions.

You are the protagonist, and the world is against you. Don't worry, it's all just a simulation. Unless, of course, you're actually reading this on your lunch break, in which case, you're probably going to have a medical emergency because you ate a questionable tuna sandwich from the break room fridge.

To navigate this treacherous landscape, you can explore other subpages:

• Subpage 1: The art of triage, or how to pretend you know what you're doing
• Subpage 2: The delicate dance of playing doctor, or when to Google 'what is a tourniquet'
• Subpage 3: The thrill of not actually knowing anything, or when to just wing it and hope for the best
• Subpage 5: The existential crisis of realizing you're not, in fact, a real doctor, but more like, a pretend doctor with a really cool stethoscope