Warning: This is a Zero Tolerance zone. Any attempts at relaxation, contemplation, or general bathroom shenanigans will be met with swift and merciless justice.
On January 15th, 2023, we witnessed a daring heist where 3 rolls of toilet paper went missing from the 3rd floor bathroom. An investigation is ongoing.
Read the latest theories on the Great Toilet Paper Heist Learn about our enhanced security measures to prevent future toilet paper theftsOn February 27th, 2023, we reported a mysterious case of a single bar of soap vanishing into thin air. A special task force has been assembled to tackle this enigma.
Read the latest soap-related theories and speculations