According to highly classified sources, the Zero Tolerance Protocol was originally designed to combat the scourge of toilet paper hoarding in the early 2000s.
But what started as a noble effort to prevent the Great Paperless Crisis of 2005 soon devolved into a full-blown surveillance state.
Now, every bathroom in the country is monitored by AI-powered toilet sensors, tracking the most intimate details of your bowel movements.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the classified documents for yourself: