WHEREAS, the purpose of this website is to generate absurd and humorous content, and whereas, the path "/subpages/enforcement/zero-tolerance-protocol/official-declaration-of-irrelevance" has been entered into the server, and whereas, the server's response to such path is to serve a page of utmost irrelevance;
BE IT HEREBY DECLARED THAT:
1. The contents served on this page have no actual significance, meaning, or purpose.
2. The hyperlinks provided below are entirely fictional and will not lead to actual content.
3. The user's time spent reading this page is hereby declared as completely and utterly wasted.