Zero Tolerance Protocol: Utterly Ridiculous Regulations

By request of the Supreme Council of Extreme Proportion, all citizens are hereby notified that the following rules are in effect:

• Article 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats at all times.
• Article 2: All citizens must address the Supreme Council with the title "Your Utterly Ridiculous Highness".
• Article 3: Failure to comply with Article 1 or 2 will result in immediate termination of internet privileges.

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Remember, compliance is optional, but non-compliance is highly optional.

Important Notice

Failure to comply with the regulations will result in immediate termination of internet privileges. Repeat offenders will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.