Warning: You're Being Watched
As of 2018, our parking enforcement agents have undergone a radical transformation, becoming the most aggressive and vigilant force in the land. We're talking 100% visibility, 24/7, zero-tolerance, no-question-asked, we're- watching-you.
Our Methods:
- Surveillance: Our agents are equipped with the latest in parking-enforcement tech, complete with high-definition cameras, thermal imaging, and motion sensors.
- Tactical Response Teams: Our teams of highly trained, ninja-like enforcers are ready to deploy at a moment's notice, equipped with the latest in parking-ticket-launching, vehicle-blocking, and citizen-berating tech.
- Intergalactic Coordination: We've partnered with alien life forms to provide real-time parking-enforcement data analysis, because, let's face it, they're just better at math.
Consequences:
Don't even think about it, you'll be fined, towed, or worse: we'll make you an example of our zero-tolerance policy. Your car will be impounded, your license revoked, and you'll be forced to watch an endless loop of parking-enforcement training videos.
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