This is Simulation 1: "The Never-Ending Loop of Despair."
Subject: John D. (aka "The Unfortunate Sinner")
Objective: Survive 1000 iterations of the Simulation without succumbing to madness.
Status: Iteration 42 / 1000
Proceed with Simulation 2: "The Infinite Labyrinthine Maze of Bureaucratic Red Tape".