**SILENCE PERMITS**
**WARNING: THIS IS NOT A DRILL**
Under the Zero Tolerance Protocol, silence is not just an absence of speech, but an active choice to permit the most creative and efficient use of one's vocal cords.
By choosing to remain silent, you are not merely avoiding conversation, but rather, you are actively opting to permit the maximum amount of productivity, as your coworkers, family, and acquaintances will no longer be burdened by your incessant chatter.
**Side effects may include:**
** Excessive productivity
** Improved relationships (due to lack of conflict)
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Mental Illness Permit | Social Anxiety Permit**Disclaimer:** We are not responsible for any negative impacts on mental or emotional health due to prolonged silence.