html Weekly Zero-Tolerance Update - Galactic Overlords Unleashed

Weekly Zero-Tolerance Update: 42

Key Decisions

  • Galactic Overlords will no longer tolerate any attempts at humor or creativity.
  • All forms of self-expression will be strictly monitored.
  • Bread will be rationed.
  • Any dissent will be dealt with swiftly and severely.

Important Announcements

All citizens are required to report any instances of joy or happiness to the authorities.

Recreational activities will be strictly monitored and restricted.

Tactical Operations

The Galactic Overlords will be conducting regular drills to test your resolve.

Do not attempt to escape or flee; all exits are sealed.