Zero-Tolerance 101: The Official Guide to Being Extremely Strict

Certification of Extreme Strictness

Step 1: Learn the art of being extremely strict. Study the greats: Attila the Unyielding, Vlad the Impaler, and Napoleon the Not-So-Short.

Hyperlink to Strict Cuisine for the culinary arts of extreme flavor repression.

Zero-Tolerance Protocol

Article 1: Section 3, Subsection 9: "No, you may not use your phone during meals. Or ever."

Hyperlink to Strict Transportation for the art of being late, but only on Tuesdays, during leap years.

Advanced Techniques

Step 1: Develop your ability to detect and condemn even the smallest infractions.

Hyperlink to Strict Silence for the art of remaining mute during meetings.

Hyperlink to Strict Guests for the etiquette of never inviting anyone to your dinner party.

Hyperlink to Strict Dreams for the art of never sleeping through your alarm clock.