Zero Tolerance Lobby: Rules and Regulations

By visiting this page, you agree to the following rules:

Rule 1: No Whining Allowed.

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Rule 2: No Protests, No Demonstrations, No Rallies.

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Rule 3: All Puns are Forbidden.

Don't Even Think About It

Rule 4: All Sarcasm is Strictly Forbidden.

Not That We'd Ever Know

By ignoring these rules, you will be subject to our Consequences.

Remember, we're watching you. Don't make us come to you.