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Exclusive documents obtained by Neo-Brutalist News Network (NBNN) reveal the inner workings of the mysterious Envelope Factory, a top-secret research facility responsible for the creation of the most iconic, yet enigmatic envelope designs the world has ever seen.
According to sources close to the facility, the Envelope Factory has been experimenting with new and innovative designs, pushing the boundaries of what it means to be a piece of paper with a glued-on flap.
But what's behind the scandal? Insiders claim that the facility's director, the infamous Dr. Foldy McFoldface, has been using taxpayer funds to finance his own research on the "perfect envelope fold."
Read the full report, including diagrams and flowcharts, here.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
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