EPIDEMIC INDEX
2023-02-20: SPRINGER FEVER - 456 cases reported
A mysterious outbreak of spontaneous human combustion has been reported in 456 cases across the globe. Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable sweating
- Excessive arm-flapping
- Unplanned cremation
Causes of this strange illness are unknown, but experts point to an increase in reality TV watching as a contributing factor.
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