Envelope Labeling Disasters: FAQ
Q: What is the worst thing that can happen to an envelope?
- A: It can get stuck in a mailbox.
- A: It can get lost in the mail.
- A: It can get eaten by a postal cat.
Q: What is the best way to avoid these disasters?
- A: Use a fancy schmancy envelope with a built-in tracking system.
- A: Don't send anything important in the mail, just use email or carrier pigeon.
- A: Label it with 20 different colors and fonts to really make it stand out.
Don't say we didn't warn you.