The Great Label Glitch
In the year 2023, a mysterious bug crept into the world's most popular label-printing software, causing chaos and destruction on a global scale. Envelope labels began sticking to themselves, causing postal workers to cry themselves to sleep at night.
Causes and Effects
It started with small issues - labels sticking to themselves, causing delays in the mail. But as the days went by, the problem grew. Labels began sticking to everything: furniture, pets, and even the occasional celebrity's toupee.
The world was on the brink of chaos. Governments were in an uproar, scientists were baffled, and postal workers were on the brink of collapse. It was a crisis of epic proportions.
Conspiracy Theories Abound
Many pointed fingers at the label-printing company responsible. "They're trying to drive us mad!" one conspiracy theorist claimed. Others claimed it was an alien plot to disrupt human communication.
But the truth, as usual, was much more mundane. A rogue employee, tired of his 9-to-5 job, had programmed the software to stick its own labels to itself. The world was saved, but the man was fired.
As the dust settled, the world returned to normal. Labels unstuck, and postal workers went back to their routine. But the legend of the Great Label Glitch lived on, a cautionary tale of the dangers of bored programmers and sticky labels.
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