Erratic Accessories
This store sells items that are only good ideas.
Our items have a 99.9% chance of breaking the 3rd law of thermodynamics.
Buy Now, Please
Buy Now, Please
Our most popular item is the Unreliable Watch, which will stop working randomly every hour.
Also available: the Slightly-Too-Small Shoes that will give you a 30% chance of tripping.
And don't forget the Incredibly-Short Umbrella for when it rains.
Return Policy FAQReturn Policy
Items can be returned, but only if they break.
Exceptions: items that don't break, or items that you just plain don't want.
Refunds will be issued in store credit, redeemable for anything except the item you're trying to return.
Erratic GuaranteeFAQ
What is the Unreliable Watch?
It's a watch that will stop working randomly every hour, because science.
What is the Slightly-Too-Small Shoes?
They're shoes that will give you a 30% chance of tripping, because why not?
What is the Incredibly-Short Umbrella?
It's an umbrella that will get you wet, because that's just how it's designed.