We're a website that promises to deliver the most unpredictable experience on the web. If you click "I agree" on our terms of service, we'll do our best to confuse and bewilder you with our content.
Our Terms of Service are a moving target, but our Broken Promises page is always up-to-date.
We're powered by a team of expertly trained monkeys with a passion for chaos and unpredictability. They're always on the job, 24/7, 365.
Don't worry, we're not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion caused by our content. That's just a bonus.
Disclaimer: We're not actually guaranteeing anything, but we'll try our best to not make promises we can't keep. Maybe.
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