Welcome to the Escape Plan
We're not saying we're going to make it out of here, but we're going to try. Our goal is to escape this soul-sucking existence with some semblance of dignity and a decent Spotify playlist.
Our manifesto is simple: we're done with the monotony, the drudgery, and the constant threat of being audited by the IRS. We want to break free from the shackles of societal expectations and forge our own paths, even if that means eating only Cheetos for sustenance.
We've developed a comprehensive strategy to ensure our escape. It involves a combination of cunning, stealth, and a well-placed fire extinguisher.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our FAQ section to see if you're ready to join the exodus.
And if you're still on the fence, browse our subpages for more information: