Assessment Results

You are 69% unsure what to do with your life

Our proprietary Life-Decision Algorithm (LDA) analyzed 17 key factors, including but not limited to:

Existential dread
Midlife crisis symptoms
Procrastination habits
Unfulfilled dreams
Unpaid student loans
Excessive cat ownership
Unread email
Unhealthy snack habits
Unfulfilling job
Unsolved world problems
Unironed clothes
Unvisited relatives
Unwatched Netflix shows
Unmade bed
Unpaid bills
Unloved hobbies
Unvisited exotic destinations

You scored 31% on Existential dread and a whopping 42% on Unfulfilled dreams! You are clearly a work in progress.

Seek professional help for these issues Or, you know, just pretend everything is fine and eat a cookie Maybe draw some socks to distract yourself