The world is still reeling from the news of the missing sausages. The police have found the prime suspect, but he's still on the lam with the sausages. The people of this city are in a frenzy, demanding answers.
Meanwhile, in the city's financial district, a group of investors are trying to capitalize on the sausage shortage. "We're offering a special deal on our new Sausage-Insurance policy!" they claim. "It's a risk-free way to hedge your bets against any future sausage-related catastrophes."