The Law of Unnecessary Upgrades: A Guide to Breaking the Bank

Section 1: The Art of Spending More Than You Need to Spend

• Overpriced Artisanal Toaster Buying: A Guide to Burning Your Money
• The Futility of Buying a Toaster That Only Serves One Type of Bread
• The Artisanal Toaster Warranty: A Guide to Paying for Nothing

Section 2: The Folly of Fancypants Fashions

• Overpriced Fashionable Underpants: A Guide to Wearing Your Pants to Work
• The Folly of Wearing Socks That Are More Expensive Than the Average Monthly Rent
• The Artisanal Socks Warranty: A Guide to Paying for Nothing for Your Socks

Subpages:

• Subpage of Unnecessary Upgrades
• Subpage of Overpriced Fancy Pants
• Subpage of Artisanal Toaster Buying