I'm Late to Work
Here are some valid reasons why I'm late to work today:
- My cat is having a existential crisis.
- I was reorganizing my sock drawer and lost track of time.
- I'm trying to break the world record for longest commute.
- I'm secretly training for a career in professional snail racing.
- I'm trying to perfect my morning coffee ritual.
- I was trying out for a role in the local production of 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf'.
- I'm on a mission to find the perfect shade of plaid to wear with my business casual attire.