I'm Late to Work

Here are some valid reasons why I'm late to work today:

• My cat is having a existential crisis.
• I was reorganizing my sock drawer and lost track of time.
• I'm trying to break the world record for longest commute.
• I'm secretly training for a career in professional snail racing.
• I'm trying to perfect my morning coffee ritual.
• I was trying out for a role in the local production of 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf'.
• I'm on a mission to find the perfect shade of plaid to wear with my business casual attire.
• Read more about the sock drawer
• Get tips on becoming a professional snail racer
• Discover the secrets of the perfect morning coffee