Mandatory Vacation Days for Cat Owners

As part of our ongoing efforts to ensure the well-being of our feline overlords, we are introducing Mandatory Vacation Days for Cat Owners. This policy guarantees that every cat owner will receive at least 4 days off per year to spend quality time with their whiskered friends.

During these sacred days, cat owners are expected to do absolutely nothing productive. No work, no chores, no cleaning. Just sit, stay, and gaze lovingly at their feline companions.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from satisfied cat owners:

• "I spent 48 hours in a catatonic state, and it was amazing!" - Jane D.
• "My cat's hairballs are now at an all-time high, and I'm not complaining!" - Bob S.

Want to learn more about our Mandatory Vacation Days program? Click below to read our FAQs or to apply for your own Mandatory Vacation Days.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, why not try our Cat Whispering Techniques to get the most out of your Mandatory Vacation Days?

Disclaimer: This page is entirely fictional and not actually a real policy. Unless you're reading this in a parallel universe where cat overlords do reign supreme.

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