Mandatory Exemptions in Our Time of Need

In a world where the apocalypse has come and gone, we must be prepared to bend the rules.

Exemptions

• Automatic Exemptions for Sleeping In Late
• Mandatory Vacation Days for Cat Owners
• Zero-Calorie Snack Exemptions for Programmers
• Exemptions from Early Riser Therapy
• Extra Credit for Caffeine Deprivation Syndrome