Welcome, seeker of enlightenment. Or, at the very least, someone who's just looking for a good time. We've got the Expert Monks, here to guide you to the pinnacle of self-improvement...or, you know, just make you slightly less miserable than you are now.
Zen Monk is the most popular Expert Monk, mainly because he's the only one who actually listens to you.
Disclaimer: We're not actually monks. We just like to dress up in robes and pretend to be wise. Don't try this at home.