Welcome to the most underwhelming facility tour in the multiverse

Here's a map of our facilities, because we have a lot of them. Don't worry, they're all just as boring as each other.

Special Features:

Our facility has the following features:

• A single vending machine that sometimes works
• A bathroom that's been locked for maintenance since 2023
• An "executive" office that's just a cardboard box with some stapled-up pictures
• A mysterious, flickering fluorescent light that nobody understands how to turn off