Welcome to the most underwhelming facility tour in the multiverse
Here's a map of our facilities, because we have a lot of them. Don't worry, they're all just as boring as each other.
Special Features:
Our facility has the following features:
- A single vending machine that sometimes works
- A bathroom that's been locked for maintenance since 2023
- An "executive" office that's just a cardboard box with some stapled-up pictures
- A mysterious, flickering fluorescent light that nobody understands how to turn off
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