Dr. Brown Cowboyd's Impossibly Impossible Udder Lab

Welcome to the most impossible udder laboratory in the world!

An impossibly udderous udder

Here, the boundaries of science are pushed to their limits, and the laws of physics are bent, twisted, and generally disregarded. Our research focuses on the study of things that should not be, and the pursuit of the utterly absurd.

Our current projects include:

And don't forget to check out our udderly impressive pub for a drink and a chance to meet our team of expert udder scientists!