Investment Strategies for the Clueless

Step One: Getting Started Step Two: Reading Books (No, Really, It's Not That Hard) Step Three: Throwing Money at the Problem (Don't Do This, But We'll Talk About It)

Step One: Getting Started

Step One is the hardest part. It involves opening an investment account and staring blankly at a screen for hours, wondering what to do.

Step Two: Reading Books (No, Really, It's Not That Hard)

Read a few books, watch a YouTube video or two, and suddenly you're an expert on the subject.

Step Three: Throwing Money at the Problem (Don't Do This, But We'll Talk About It)

Throw money at the problem until it goes away. Just kidding. Don't do this. It's actually the worst thing you can do.

Step Four: Getting a Real Advisor (The Smart Thing to Do)

Step Five: Doing Your Research (Because Google is Your Friend)