Don't be a landlubber, be a sea-dwelling, fin-tastic adventurer! Come aboard for the most unpredictable, the most unorthodox, the most utterly bewildering cruise of the seven seas!
Our ship, the S.S. Fin-tastic, is crewed by the best, the brightest, and the most bewildered sailors on the seven seas. They'll guide you to hidden coves, secret islands, and places where the fish are always fresh!
But be warned: the Fin-tastic is not for the faint of heart. Our cruise is not for the timid, the timid are not allowed on board, and the timid will probably end up in Davy Jones' locker.
The Captain's Log: Tales of the Fin-tastic