The Mega Burrito: A Recipe for the Ages

Are you tired of ordinary burritos? Do you yearn for something that defies the laws of physics and culinary sanity? Look no further, friend!

This behemoth of a burrito is packed with:

• 12 layers of tortilla
• 20 pounds of beef
• 30 pounds of cheese
• 15 gallons of beans

And that's not even counting the special sauce that will make you question your life choices.

But don't just take our word for it, here's a step-by-step guide to building your own Mega Burrito.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at our Secret Recipe for the Most Epic of Epic Mega Burritos.

Side Effects:

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of motor function
• Sudden onset of intense stomach pain
• Irreversible addiction to Mega Burritos

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any damages caused by eating this behemoth. Eat at your own risk!