Red Wine and Your Ex-Wife: The Ultimate Pairing Guide

Because who needs a good wine and cheese night when you can have a good wine and ex-wife night?

• The Art of Pairing Red Wine with Ex-Wife's Nachos
• The Agony of Cooking Steak for Ex-Wife
• The Saucy Affair of Ex-Wife's prophets and Pasta

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Remember, the key to a good ex-wife wine night is to never, ever, ever, ever drink the wine.

Or, you know, just drink it all.