Welcome to Forced Labor: The Sweatshop of Dreams
Where the coffee flows like water, and the hopes and dreams go to die.
Join us for a tour of our state-of-the-art sweatshop, where the latest in labor exploitation meets the finest in existential dread.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated workers are ready to tackle your project, no matter how small, no matter how large, and no matter how soul-crushing.
Don't believe us? Check out our Tour of the Torture Rack to see the inner workings of our factory.