Fortune 10: The Ultimate Guide to Succeeding in the Absurd

Welcome to the definitive guide on achieving greatness in a world that's just a little bit absurd. Follow these 10 commandments to become the master of your own destiny (or at least, a moderately successful one).

• Step 1: Develop a Strong Sense of Irrationality
• Step 2: Learn to Love the Inconsequential
• Step 3: Find Your Inner Sartre
• Step 4: Build a Fortress of Solitude
• Step 5: Discover the Power of Absurdity
• Step 6: Master the Art of Procrastination
• Step 7: Cultivate a Sense of Apathy
• Step 8: Develop a Taste for the Bizarre
• Step 9: Learn to Laugh at Yourself
• Step 10: Embrace the Inevitable Chaos

May Fortune 10 guide you on your path to absurd greatness!