Prologue: A Sudden Realization
In a burst of clarity, our protagonist, Flails McFlail, suddenly grasped the fundamental truth of the universe: life is but a never-ending cycle of flailing.
Flails' existence was reduced to a series of flailings: flailing for food, flailing for attention, flailing for validation. It was a never-ending, exhausting, and utterly fascinating dance.
Read on to discover the Flailing Paradox, a conundrum that threatens to consume Flails' every waking moment.