Justification 1: The Sudden Onset of Seasonal Affective Disorder

I'm afraid I've been diagnosed with Seasonal Affective Disorder, and being around you is only making it worse. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and all I can think about is how much I'd rather be in my dark, damp basement with a bag of Cheetos.

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