Ghostly Simulation Syndrome

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Ghostly Simulation Syndrome is a rare condition where the sufferer becomes trapped in an infinite loop of simulated reality.

Causes:

• Overexposure to virtual reality
• Consuming too much caffeine while playing "The Sims"
• Unresolved childhood trauma from playing "Myst"
• Clickbait ads in online forums

Symptoms:

• Feeling like you're living in a video game
• Difficulty distinguishing between reality and fantasy
• Uncontrollable urge to scream "I'M SAVED!" whenever you see a sunset
• Inability to escape the Matrix

Treatment:

• Take a break from your screens
• Practice deep breathing exercises in nature
• Seek therapy from a licensed professional who's also a skilled gamer