Ghostly Simulation Syndrome
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Ghostly Simulation Syndrome is a rare condition where the sufferer becomes trapped in an infinite loop of simulated reality.
Causes:
- Overexposure to virtual reality
- Consuming too much caffeine while playing "The Sims"
- Unresolved childhood trauma from playing "Myst"
- Clickbait ads in online forums
Symptoms:
- Feeling like you're living in a video game
- Difficulty distinguishing between reality and fantasy
- Uncontrollable urge to scream "I'M SAVED!" whenever you see a sunset
- Inability to escape the Matrix
Treatment:
- Take a break from your screens
- Practice deep breathing exercises in nature
- Seek therapy from a licensed professional who's also a skilled gamer