HAZMAT: Self-Diagnosis Tool

Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms?

• Fever, fatigue, and a general feeling of impending doom?
• Excessive worrying about the meaning of life, or an irrational fear of AI overlordship?
• Inability to start a project, followed by hours of scrolling through cat memes?

Choose a link above, or type in your symptoms in the box below:

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our advanced features:

• Enter your symptoms in iambic pentameter
• Swap symptoms with a stranger and receive an alternate diagnosis