Human Jell-O Soufflé Recipe Page

Warning: this recipe is a work of genius. Proceed with caution.

A pinch of human, a dash of Jell-O, and a whole lot of sass.

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup human tears
• 1/4 cup rainbow-colored Jell-O
• 1/4 cup disco-era platform shoes
• 1 tablespoon moonbeams
• 1/2 teaspoon existential dread

Mix the human tears and Jell-O in a bowl. Add the platform shoes and moonbeams. Stir clockwise for exactly 7 times. Add the existential dread and serve.

Subpages:

• Side Effect 1: Uncontrollable Dancing
• Side Effect 2: Temporary Invisibility
• Side Effect 3: Involuntary Singing of 'Stayin' Alive'

Disclaimer: This recipe is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to make Human Jell-O Soufflé without proper training in the Dark Arts.