Human-Jell-O Soufflé Recipes

Soufflé Side Effects: The Unintended Consequences

Serving Size: 4-6 humans (or human equivalents)

Warning: Human-Jell-O Soufflé may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, or sudden urges to dance the Macarena. Prolonged exposure may lead to: Uncontrollable Joy, Unstable Time-Space Continuum, or Unplanned Repetition of 80s Pop Hits.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat your human body to the recommended temperature.
  2. Mix the Human-Jell-O and Sparkling Sugar in a 4-6 human-sized bowl.
  3. Add Uncontrollable Happiness to the mixture, stirring constantly.
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