Human Fries: The Crunchy, Crumbly Truth

Where the Fries Come to Play

We're not just a fast food joint, we're a movement.

Join us for our signature Human Fries, served with a side of existential dread and a dash of ennui.

But wait, there's more! Our fries come with an added bonus:

• They're cooked to a golden-brown perfection
• They're made from the finest reconstituted human flesh
• They're served with a side of crushing despair

Don't believe us? Check out our Philosophy of Fries page for more information on the deeper meaning behind our crispy creations.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, head to our Fries as Therapy page for some crunch-time advice on coping with the meaninglessness of life.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Customer Testimonials page for reviews from our satisfied customers who've found meaning in the midst of the abyss.

So come on down to Human Fries and taste the abyss for yourself! (Or, you know, order online and have it delivered to your couch.)

Frequently Asked Questions about Human Fries: Because who needs answers when you have fries?