Resolution-1: The Most Important Decision Ever Made

On the 12th of March, 1987, after 37 minutes of deliberation, I, the great and powerful Decision King, decreed that pineapple pizza is, in fact, the best topping for pizza.

Reasoning: It's a fruit and it's on the pizza.

Counterarguments: "But it's a travesty!"

Countercounterarguments: "No, it's a travesty, but it's a good travesty."