Interdimensional Vortex Incident 2030: Creature Profiles

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our dimensional anchors have gone haywire, and we're now dealing with a plethora of creatures that shouldn't be here.

Creature Profile: Glitterbeast

The Glitterbeast is a creature that defies explanation. It's a large, iridescent beast that can fit into the space of a toaster, yet can grow to the size of a skyscraper in under 30 seconds. Its primary function is to steal all the world's supply of glitter, which it then uses to blind its enemies with a dazzling display of disco-ball like reflections.

Note: The government has established a special task force to deal with these creatures, but they're currently being led by a 3-year-old who's still trying to figure out how to hold a flashlight.

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Creature Profile: Reality Worm

The Reality Worm is a creature that has the ability to turn anything you say into a lie. Its primary function is to cause mass hysteria, panic, and general confusion. It's known to be quite territorial, and will only attack if you say the word "hello" more than three times in a row.

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