Welcome, Moon Colonists, to the Lunar Laundry Society. Where the fabric of space-time is washed and ironed to perfection.
Located in a secret underground bunker beneath the Sea of Tranquility, our team of expert lunar laundry technicians are dedicated to making sure your space suit is spotless.
From the wrinkles on your favorite space-cape to the pesky lint on your moon boots, we've got it all covered.
Membership has its privileges, like getting 10% off all lunar dry cleaning services, and free access to prophets of the moon!