The Great Pizza Debacle of 2022

On the 4th of April, 2022, the server room experienced a series of catastrophic events that would be remembered for generations to come.

A pizza delivery guy walked into the server room, spilling a trail of sauce and cheese in his wake. The server room was plunged into darkness as the air conditioning vents were clogged with a thick layer of mozzarella.

As the team frantically tried to clean up the mess, the backup generator, which had been fueled with what turned out to be ' expired' diesel, sputtered and died. The room was plunged into an even greater darkness.

The team, fueled by desperation and a love for pizza, managed to cobble together a solution involving a few hastily-welded together duct-taped generators and a prayer to the pizza gods.

And so, the server room was saved... but not before it was discovered that the pizza delivery guy was, in fact, a time-traveling cyborg sent to sabotage the server room in a quest for revenge against humanity's addiction to cheesy goodness.

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