Breakfast Egg Cups for Brutes

Are you tired of eating like a civilized human? Look no further than these delectable, crunchy, utterly-bizarre Breakfast Egg Cups!

Cram 4-5 eggs into each cup and top with a dollop of mayonnaise or a pat of butter, because, let's face it, you're a brute.

For an added touch, sprinkle with paprika, because who needs subtlety, am I right?

Try it today, and remember, you're a grown-up, so you can handle the mess.

Get ready for the Egg-normous Omelette of your dreams!